SWITCH!

Hey guys, blogger is failing epically so I am switching to wordpress like TSIOO. Here's the link.
Killingthelivingisonlyadayjob.wordpress.com

At World's End

Okay, first, I'd like to say that TSIOO, my good friend who also blogs, his blog is fucked up so he made a new one. Here's the link for you guys
masterofstrings.wordpress.com

That done, I want to discuss a little band called Bring Me the Horizon (Or BMTH if you will.) This band got its name from a pretty good movie called Pirates of the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow, at the end of Curse of the Black Pearl, says "Bring me that horizon" so, after changing a few lines to avoid legal issues, it became Bring Me the Horizon. They made an EP called This Is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For. The lyric is from a song called Traitors Never Play Hangman, which, is a great song, also is Rawwwrr! from the same album. They got signed to Visible Noise Records in Europe (did I mention they're British?) and made their first album called Count Your Blessings. Count Your Blessings is a lyric from a song called Pray for Plagues, which is PROBABLY the best song off that album. Then, they did some touring, Oliver Sykes' (the lead singer) head got bigger, made a fashion site, and then they made a new album called Suicide Season.

Guess what? It sucked. It sounded like every other metalcore band, and BMTH wasn't metalcore to begin with! They were deathcore! And it was good! Why did you have to change it and fuck it up! Now all the scene kids like it and chicks like it cos Oli is hot! It's fucking lame! I wish I could go back in time and kill the band so they would die a good band and not make it all scene-y. They came to my town a few weeks ago and EVERYBODY went. Guess what, I didn't. Even know I was a fan of the old stuff, I didn't want to be around a bunch of hairspray smelling, cosmetic rack of a face scene chicks screaming their hearts out for Oli to pee on them. (He got accused of pissing on a female fan then hitting her with a bottle when she refused to have sex with him. I don't believe it because I've seen pictures and she's fucking ugly and I wouldn't want to do that, so neither would any sane human male on the planet) I would give this band a 6/10 because their old albums were great and then they fucked everything up. They are coming out with a new album soon and I hope its as good as the first two, meaning they would lose all the scene fans who like the new album, which needs to happen so they can be good again, and get back all their REAL fans that actually liked it for the music, but all I can do is hope.

KTLIOADJ
It's probably a dead hope anyway.

Attack, Attack this band.

Currently, I am sitting at my computer desk, with my face in my hands. Why? Attack, Attack. This band. Is almost as bad as Dot Dot Curve. Seriously, guys? It was like all techno and hardcore mixed. And what's up with the dancing?! It seems like they are SEIZING. And not in the good way, either. I'll be posting a link to a music vid after the signature and about 1:17, watch the guys legs. Excuse me, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! Scene kids, I hate you. I don't care how pretty your chicks are, I HATE YOU! Why must you encourage this? It's trash, and you know it.

The guitar is decent, the screams are OK, but the vocals sound like every other scene kid band vocals, and I'm damn sick of it.

Seriously, guys? This shit is getting old.

KTLIOADJ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg

P.S. I've been listening to a lot of different stuff lately.
And what's up with the name? Stick Stickly?
Last time I checked, Stickly wasn't a word.

Here

Here is a list of bands I WILL be reviewing this month (in no particular order)

Uprise of the Fallen
Us, From Outside
The Blue Poptarts
Attack, Attack!
Secret & Whisper
Bring Me the Horizon
Drop Dead, Gorgeous
The Fray (Maybe)
Isles & Glaciers
Emarosa

DO NOT ask me to do an A Skylit Drive, From First to Last OR a Chiodos review, I will not do it. I am VERY biased on those bands so I will steer clear of them, in fear I wont give a fair review.

KTLIOADJ
Peace

Goosebumps Fantasies

Okay, so, I got grounded last night. Yeah. I know. Surprising huh? (Heavy sarcasm) SO, considering that I can still use the computer, I most likely will be doing a lot of reviews, working on getting more followers, hell, even just views. Because, hey, doesn't every "emo" kid need attention? Today, I will be telling you guys about the Metalcore band Dr. Acula (scroll down dumbass)

Dr. Acula, like I said before, is a metalcore/progressive metal/deathcore band from Long Island, New York. Their first album was labeled Chillogy EP, their second S.L.O.Bology (or Silver Lipped Operator of Bullshit) and their third, Below Me. First off, I would like to say that all their songs are named after Goosebumps books by R. L Stine. I am a huge fan of Goosebumps so I noticed that immediately. They really don't take themselves too seriously but I honestly love them. Chillogy was a good CD and Slobology was AMAZING! Then.... Like all good bands, the lead singer left, went to another band, quit that band, and went back to school. The new singer is OKAY, but I like the old one better, considering that the new one sounds the SAME as every other Metalcore band out there (plus he can't pig squeal for SHIT). So Below Me, even with its hilarious name, went down the drain. I'm not absolutely sure about the lead singer leaving, I have heard a hundred rumors, like he died, can't sing anymore, etc., but I'm pretty sure this one is plausible.

Their songs are really short, which is one thing I don't like about this band, and another thing is, they repeat the same line over and over again. But that's whatever, I guess, considering I'm really picky in music and this band fits MOST of the bill. Well, kiddies, that's all for today. Have a TERRIBLE DAY

KTLIOADJ
I COMMAND YOU IN THE NAME OF LUCIFER TO SPREAD THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT
Oh. My. God!

Contradictions

Today, I listened to Katy Perry's I Kissed A Girl. FML.
(If you got that joke, you spend way too much time on the internet)
Yeah, feel sorry for me. I know its on the radio all the time but c'mon people! You actually like this garbage? I guess men hear something about girl on girl action and get happy so that's where her ratings come from, but seriously? Hot 'n cold? All that song is composed of is opposites and a few catchy lyrics! Good job, Katy Perry you FINALLY learned your opposites! Well, I for one, learned it in fucking kindergarten but you don't have time for school when you're selling sex to men through music. Fuck you, Katy Perry, FUCK YOU! Might as well slap a penis on her and call her Lady GaGa.

I will, however, give you props for the song "Ur so gay" which makes fun of metrosexual guys. But if you hate them so much then why did you date one? You make no sense to me. Back to kindergarten for the famous singer. Kindergarten or rehab... your choice.

KTLIOADJ
Keep it right and keep it tight.
But not you Lada GaGa.
Make 'em loose.

SONNY FTW AGAIN!

Hello, internet. I wish to convey to you the most crazy/beautiful thing that has entered my ears for a long, long time. This artist has been a very favorite for about three, four years. He was in a post-hardcore band named From First to Last, his new stuff is a bit more mellow, its a bit ambient/classical/electronica. He also has a side project called Skrillex, his DJ alias, and I am the first to say that I don't really like a lot of electronic music (probably because I can't dance but that doesn't matter) but for once, I have to say, that even without his incredible voice, he can still make me want to innovate and broaden my music horizons. It's a huge difference from what you'd expect from the ex-frontman of a screamo band but, hey, if its good, dance. (Just don't break anything.... Like the floor, I for one, have this huge hole in my bedroom-Ah forget it)

Mr. Sonny Moore, keep up the good work and doing what you do. And if you ever get the chance, a Skrillex album would make my day. Or maybe a month. ^^

Back to the readers, if you want to check out his music I'm posting a link as usual, but beware, kids, to get your minds blown. I strongly suggest the songs Shapeshift (HORSE THE BAND REMIX) or Slats Slats Slats.

KTLIOADJ
To play us out? What DOES that mean??
Ahh I'm too white to figure it out.
Oh, and check out my review of the ORIGINAL band Sonny and the Blood Monkeys in an earlier post.
www.myspace.com/skrillex

Here we go again.

Congratulations Dot Dot Curve (And I REFUSE to put that ridiculous face in the title) you've FUCKED UP MY DAY! You are seriously the second worse band I HAVE EVER FUCKING HEARD! Basically, they copied BrokenCYDE without the shit screaming. Still the same worthless lyrics and the same half-decent rap beats, but guess what's different? THE FANS ARE EVEN MORE STUPID! Anyone who listened to this music should be put to death. By opening their chest and implanting leeches on their heart, then shoving pencils in their ears so they can never hear again. AND IT WOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT! At least we don't have to punish half-innocent people with this- this- TORTURE! Hey, call the Japanese, we have a new form of torture, make them listen to SCENE BANDS!! And what's up with the comments repeating the same thing over and over again. I GET IT ALREADY THE BAND DIDN'T BREAK UP SOMEONE HACKED "SPANKYS" ACCOUNT!!!!! (Though, I wish they did or maybe died in a freak accident *cough*I did it*cough*) And what's up with the nickname Spanky? Does he liked getting his ass smacked while getting pounded by a gay lumberjack? With his wood penis?

Seriously guys, this is a product of a lazy world, who doesn't care about excellence and are satisfied by mediocrity, or worse, BrokenCYDE..... You can't even call them mediocre I'd have to invent a new word just to describe how terrible this band truly is. Okay, well I basically re-did my BrokenCYDE rant but I don't care.
I will do a Skrillex review in about ten minutes or so. I'll post a link after my signature KTLIOADJ and read the comments guys. Its retarded.

KTLIOADJ
Seriously.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8eqd1tpgV0

Okay. Putting you guys on hold

Okay here it goes. This may be a surprise to you. I am making electro/house music. I'm using a program called TrakAx and it's so much fun. I'm just experimenting and I have about one song halfway done but I'm putting my reviews on hold for this. Sorry for the neglect but if you guys NEED a review (like if I get a shitload of views while I'm away) just email me. I check it daily. Oh and I need a DJ name. Just for the hell of it. So throw some ideas out there.
hxcdancerkid0107@yahoo.com

KTLIOADJ
Keep it right and keep it tight.

PCP Drummer!?

So I was on youtube, and I saw this video of this band called As Blood Runs Black. I've heard them before but not this particular song. Its called My Fears Have Become Phobias. At 3:29 the drummer sounds like he's fucking on speed. And it's not just a band that hammers on the drums and the strings all day, its actually melodic (If a metal band can have a melody) just watch the video and you'll see what I'm talking about

Two posts in one day!?

The Color of Violence. The name in itself is bad ass, so I expected a good band. There is only two people in this band (A lot like ISMFOF) Travis Richter and Derek Bloom, the guitarist and drummer of From First to Last, which both are some of my favorite musicians. There are more people involved with the life performance but those two are responsible for the in-studio recordings. CoV is a screamo/grindcore band, with lots of intelligible lyrics and hectic screaming. It reminds me of the screamo bands that don't really care about he screamo "scene", like ISMFOF, FFTL back in the day, and UnderOath. The lyrics are insanely catchy and really quotable, and I'm gonna throw in one of my favorites, "I SPENT ONE YEAR IN LOVE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY FUCKING T-SHIRT!" from the song Christina, Christina. The song names are completely unrelated to the lyrics and that's something I enjoy. Another one of their songs God gave me Deeezzz Nuts, is completely hilarious and if you have never heard this band, I STRONGLY suggest looking them up if you are into ISMFOF, Dr. Acula, and Job for A Cowboy.

Let's talk about the band's history. They've been around since 2002 when they were called Skeleton Slaughter Vs. Fetus Destroyer, and then the band featured Matt Good, Travis Richter, Derek Bloom, Joey Antillion and Chad Crews. If you are a fan of FFTL, you recognize most of those names. So most of the crew left to work on FFTL, then called just "First to Last", and from 2003 to 2006, it basically didn't exist. But at the end of '06, Travis and Derek decided to send a few tracks to the CEO of Epitaph Records and they got signed, around the same time FFTL left Epitaph and went to Interscope Records. Personally, I like Epitaph and Fearless better than Interscope but, no one really cares for my opinion. (Why do you think I blog?). One interesting thing about this band, is they have TWO drummers. Damn straight I said two. They both play them live and it's quite chaotic and brutal. Personally, I think both those words should be synonymous but ,again, no one cares what I think. So thanks for the read and I just wasted about 45 mintues on a review that no one will look at instead of doing FIVE school projects I have due on Tuesday.

KTIOADJ
http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/color_of_violence_the_lyrics_21164/youthanize_lyrics_51819/look_i_made_it_im_dating_an_actress_lyrics_917601.html
Funniest shit I have EVER heard. Check it out.

I can't think of some fancy title

So in a few day's time, I MIGHT be auditioning for a new band. Right now, I have no clue what EXACT sub-genre they are but I'm pretty sure it's around screamo/metal. I will be trying out for the lead singer position, scream vocals mostly. I may do some singing...... A friend of mine tells me I can sing, but I'm not so sure. So yeah. I have NO idea what the band is called and I only know these guys through my mother (I KNEW she was good for SOMETHING) and I know they have a big history around the Seattle area where they used to live. Here is the "track record" per se, of this band. (I hope this wasn't a lie)
Opened up for Hawthorne Heights
Played with AIDEN
Opened for Atreyu
Grew up with Fall of Troy
Played in On the Last Day (Which I plan on googling later today)

On another note, a good friend of mine, Riaru Jones or TSIOO, is writing a novel on him and I, after the zombie apocalypse (which we just had a talk about just for "what if" purposes, Hey what can I say? We were bored), it's called Z-Day. It's told in the point of view in the new recruit of our group called Road to Dawn. I don't want to give out more information before he's actually finished but I'm really excited about reading it. So if you want to check out his blog, he does video games, movies, etc reviews. I'll post the link after the signature KTIOADJ.

In the near future, I will be reviewing a few little known bands, they will go in any particular order, whichever I feel like doing first.
Dr. Acula
Us, From Outside
Uprise of the Fallen
Skrillex
The Color of Violence



KTIOADJ
The rot between your legs
the faces that we cloak
(Sonny for the win)
theskyisourocean.blogspot.com

No, you aren't the Sickest Kids

You guessed it, kiddies. I'm doing a Forever the Sickest Kids review. They are an powerpop band. Yeah, powerpop. Another boy band? Maybe. We'll start off with a quick mention of the name. I like it. At first I thought it was going to be another gruesome hardcore band (which I'm getting sick of) again but I was a bit surprised.
I listened to three songs, Whoa Oh! (ME VS EVERYONE), Believe Me, I'm Lying (HAHA!), and She's a Lady. The vocals remind me of Metro Station for some reason. And the guitar and drums remind me of a Fall Out Boy (Cliche, anyone?) The lyrics are easy to understand (Which I don't like because I like to THINK about the lyrics) and really cliche, it's all about girls (Which is fine but its nothing new) and is full of oxymorons. (I think that's the plural of oxymoron, correct me if I'm wrong.) When I went to their Myspace page, I saw a GIANT picture of the band, which in itself, its conceited, they look like scene kids gone wrong, plus it took FOREVER to load and it was a waste of time to see the fucking FTSK glaring in my face (When I say forever, I mean like two minutes and I have a decently fast computer)

So I Wikapedia'd them and they all met in high school, like most bands, and the drummer and guitarist are step-brothers? (How the fuck did they manage that? I cannot stand my siblings and I would NOT want to work with them) They have two albums, the EP being Television Off, Party On and their debut album, Underdog Alma Mater. I don't know about you, but partying is getting old. Really old. Can't we just sing about vagina's directly anymore? Yeah, I guess they aren't really BAD, per se, I just don't like them. So go look them up if you wish.

KTIOADJ
Niggas I'M the sickest kid. (Insert fanboy hating comment here)
Here's their myspace page.
www.myspace.com/foreverthesickestkids

I'm in Update Mode.

Well I've been neglecting you guys, (Not like anyone reads this bullshit anyway) and I haven't done a review in over a month.... So yeah. Here's an update. I have NOTHING to review, rant, or anyone to piss off. I deleted my 'Space last night so if I ever get a fanboy or girl, don't bother adding me because, well, that profile no longer exists. So good luck finding me motherfuckers! (By the way, I'm in hiding from Brokencyde's fanboys for giving them a shitty review). So yeah. Throw some ideas out there and remember. Killing the Living is ONLY A Day Job

KTLIOADJ
Keep it right and keep it tight.

P.S For those of you who are idiots. 'Space = Myspace? Got it? Okay.

I have a huge writer's block

I HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT!?!?! Help! It's like being cock-blocked by the Hulk! Except in writing..... I've been working on my own songs but I cannot think of anything to rant/review/bash the fuck out of. If there are any readers out there who have a good suggestion, throw 'em out there.

KTLIOADJ

Snoopy Mothers Bother Me

Sorry I haven't posted anything in forever. I was in Austin and one of my best friends and my favorite person in the world is going to the hospital. I'll post later. Bye

Okay Seriously?!

So I was on youtube a minute ago looking up some new post hardcore bands and YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK IN MUSIC TASTE! ALL OF YOU! Here is the decent post hardcore bands. Top 15
15. Eyes Set to Kill- Pure White Lace
14. Choidos- Lexington (Johnny Pea-Pot With a Monkey Face)
13. UnderOath- Writing on the Walls
12. Zap Em Dead Bartholomew- Computer Says No
11. Scary Kids Scaring Kids- My Darkest Hour
10. The Used- I Caught Fire
9. I Set My Friends On Fire- But the NUNS Are Watching
8. Hopes Die Last- I Belong to the Skies
7. Hawthorne Heights- Saying Sorry
6. Escape the Fate- Not Good Enough For the Truth in Cliche or The Gulliotine
5. Secret & Whisper- Lovers or Werewolves (Werewolves is piano song)
4. Drop Dead, Gorgeous- Dressed For Friend Requests
3. Alesana- Ambrosia
2. From First to Last- Shame Shame or
1. A Skylit Drive- Eva the Carrier OR Its Not Ironic, Its Obvious
KLTIOADJ
There. Good music. Now go look it up

I do feel a good rant coming on

I am empty of thoughts for today. So I don't think I'm going to rant for you. Hey, I have a life too. (LIE) So I think I'll sit around on Myspace or Twitter for hours doing absolutely nothing until I go to Austin on Saturday. -Sigh- Fuck this
KTLIOADJ
Just get out. Now

Vocal Covers? Video Ads or Torture for Music-Lovers?

Today I am going to give you and example of one of my favorite and least favorite things on the internet: Vocal Covers. Most of them are of hardcore bands because well.... I don't really know but well that's just the way it is. So I think that if you can sing (or scream) then you should advertise yourself for a band through Youtube, Myspace and other social networking sites. Like one of my favorite covers, JFAC Entombment of a Machine by xKenx


This, my friends, is a good vocal cover, he doesnt try anything out of his range and he keeps it steady. Plus, he has CLOTHES ON! No scene fucks that like to scream badly with their shirts off. Yeah you claim nonconformity but well you look like a A&F model. Here, my friends is what I'm talking about. This is Hey, John What's Your Name Again By The Devil Wears Prada sung by Brandon Baker

Notice how he screams well but he kinda sings like shit. So, i guess one flaw isn't that bad, right? Well if you look in his description, he already HAS a band! So why isn't he playing WITH them? Okay two flaws, not that bad. Okay, he has no shirt on. Really, no one looks for vocal covers for guys with their shirts off. So three flaws. Okay the hat, what the hell? Are you trying to be a white boy-pretends-to-be-gangsta? Because its not working. So yes, Brandon Baker, you're earlier covers were the better because NOTHING GOT TO YOU THEN! YOU SANG PURELY FOR THE FUN OF IT AND YOU WERE GOOD! THEN YOU FUCKED THINGS UP!

KTLIOADJ
I might do a vocal cover. I don't know what the future holds.

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em That You Cant Sing

First off, I would like to say that I do not, DO NOT, hate rap or hip-hop. I do however, hate this so called Soulja Boy. So he got famous on the internet, from his song, Crank Dat Soulja Boy. C'mon dude. Seriously you can't even spell out the word "that"? I guess the song is catchy and maybe other people like it but well all the hundreds of spin-offs Crank Dat Calvary Kid, Crank Dat Spiderman etc. just pisses me off. Yeah and his second album souljaboytellem.com?! What the fuck kind of album name is that? I mean its a WEBSITE! A fucking URL! You know what, keep repeating the same thing over and over again until you throw up, but me, for one, aren't going to put up with this bullshit anymore. If I so much as hear Kiss me thru the phone again, I'll be looking for a rope, a chair, and an instructional DVD on how to tie a noose. Oh and the sunglasses, GAY! Yep. Even though the conformist fucks wear them, I for one and all my friends won't. So fuck you. And I guess this really wasnt much of a review as per se a rant but really, no one cares. And I wouldn't listen to Soulja Boy for a fucking Klondike bar, even with their thicker more chocolaty shells! (I better be getting paid for this -.-)
KTLIOADJ
Tell 'Em I'll be leaving now
P.S. If you get a package on the mail that the sender says KTLIOADJ, please, PLEASE open it. Do us all a favor. And die. I cannot stress this enough. Please.

Interesting.... Thanks TSIOO

Hahaha! Robert Pattinson (or however you spell it) , also known as Edward Cullen from the movie, Twilight and upcoming New Moon AKA Count Fagula, has picture on the internet of him after a fight and from the looks of it, he got the living shit kicked out of him. Also, if you aren't a teenage girl from the ages of 12 to 18 and live under a rock, go look up The Sky Is Our Oceans review, Breaking the New Moon of the Twilight's Eclipse, about the Twilight... Ahem... Series? And how bad it sucked ass. Also, I'm sick of everyone saying he's SOOOOO HOT!!! Yeah. He's an actor. He's supposed to be hot. And you don't see me going around going OMG OMG OMG MEGAN FOX IS SO HOT AND I'M GOING TO SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMERS ATTACK OF A CLICHED SUBTITLE JUST TO PRETEND ITS GOOD FOR HER!!!! I'm not saying Twilght is bad.... Oh wait. Yes i am. And yes, I didnt read just the few pages i read the ENTIRE FUCKING SERIES! And yes, even I liked it in the beginning. But then i reread it and then I realize how much of a shit writer Stephanie Meyer is. Yeah i think i just gave a review on Twilight but whatever. It deserves just one more bash on the internet.

KTLIOADJ
Go die, Count Fagula. I hope you run into a real vampire and get eaten. Bitch

Fuck the System

Hello, Internet. I believe this is going to be a wonderful relationship. LIE. If you can stand my pessimistic attitude and don't mind me bashing every mainstream idea you have then maybe, just maybe, we could have a one night stand or two. Yeah. Fuck the system but don't fuck System of a Down. Because you just might get fucked back. Yes. This is probably one of the best (sort of) known bands out there. I mean tracks like Fuck the System, Chop Suey!, and Sugar just make me want to touch myself. Yes, I am serious. This band has been around since '99 and no, I have not been listening to them since then. I started listening to them about two years ago when a longtime friend of mine and I met up and she introduced me. The first song I heard was Fuck the System and i was instantly in love, but i didn't quite know it yet. I maybe heard a few more tracks but then i head Chop Suey! from TSIOO also known as Phil Jordan, one of my other longtime friends, and I was just mesmerized by Serj Tankian's vocals. I mean seriously who can go near rap-speed and then sing a melody and scream his fucking brains out?! Besides me i mean? Nah, I'm joking. But yes, Serj Tankian is one of my heroes. Between his godly vocals and his AMAZING lyrics he even LOOKS psycho. And they're guitarist, 0oh yes. I am a huge fan of tattoos and he looks possessed, another plus. But then I heard the terrible news that SOAD broke up. I nearly cried when I heard that. But then i heard Serj Tankian has a solo project, so I looked that up. And I saw the music video Empty Walls and I was so glad that Serj Tankian was back in the music biz and keeping us all entertained with his voice and top hat. Also, another thing about SOAD, they are so anti-government, as am I, so its like the band is something I believe in! Finally! All they need is a pure-atheism band and I'll be happy. Oh wait. Suicide Silence. My bad guys I forgot. Also there is a rumor going around that SOAD might get back together in 2010 for a reunion tour. I have no idea if that's true but I hope so. Oh and STEAL THIS ALBUM, hilarious name. Keep on rocking guys. We all love you and hope you do get back together.

KLIOADJ
Another faithful review that no one will read. Teehee

Fall Out Boy and Cartoons

As promised yesterday, I am going to take a crack at Fall Out Boy or FOB if you will. Just typing the name gives me the greatest unease. Well first I'll talk about how they got started, they formed in 2001, the band was formed by.... ahem.. bigots Joseph Mark Trohman and Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III. After various "hardcore" punk bands they decided to start playing crap music that they heard on the radio, such as Green Day, or as I to call them Green Gay. Trohman(vocals and guitar) met Patrick Martin Stump(more guitar and more vocals) in a fucking book store!!! If you don't know enough musically talented people to start a band, just put an ad in the goddamn newspaper or fliers or some shit! I mean come on just recruiting people you meet randomly at Barnes and Nobles?! So they got a record deal and made the album From Under the Cork Tree. Well i have to say it wasn't THAT bad. Yet. They had some decently catchy songs like Sugar, We're Going Down and Dance, Dance. And Stumpy or whatever the hell his name is, I'm googling this shit as we speak, auditioned for DRUMS!!!! WHY THE HELL IS HE THE LEAD FUCKING VOCALIST IF HE'S A DRUMMER?! YOU CAN SING AND DRUM AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME!!! I WOULD KNOW, I'VE DONE IT BEFORE!! And plus their name is from the freaking Simpsons. The sidekick to that shit superhero to that shit show? Yeah that one, the freakin' side kick of Radioactive Man. Plus why the hell does Pete Wentz get all this attention? He's NOT the front-man! (Also known as the lead vocalist.) Is it because he's this word we all know but have actually no idea what the fuck it means: "emo"? Seriously. Anyway, they got more and more famous and all real punk bands I know would get a little pissed off to get played on mainstream radio. So they're newest album Folie à Deux, was a piece of conformist bullshit, and I think i just might be done. Yeah if you want an actual review and not just ranting. Well good sir, I have to say, Fuck you and fuck you hard.

KLIOADJ
Go die, FOB

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_Out_Boy

WAKE UP WAKE UP!

THIS IS NOT A HALLUCINATION! Hell yeah. Suicide Silence's new album. No Time to Bleed is the same genre as The Cleansing but its a bit more.... well.... FUCKING BRUTAL! I love it and Wake Up is probably the most kickass song ever. CHECK THIS SHIT OUT. Got it on my myspace page.
www.myspace.com/BeneaththeFiction

KTLIOADJ
Wake the fuck up bitches.

Late Night Internet Roaming

Late. Bored. I'm wondering what I should do my next review on..... Feel free to give any suggestions. But don't give stupid suggestions. Because then I might get pissed off and yeah you won't like me when I'm pissed. I'm probably going to load up the Fail Gun and unload a clip or two on one of the mainstream bands that this shit country likes. Maybe Fall Out Boy, maybe The Fray, but no not Green Day. I'll take up too much space by trying to convey to you how much I hate them and how much they really do suck.
KTLIOADJ
Peace

Top Five Music in Movies/Games

Top Ten Music in Games
1. God of War
2. Silent Hill
3. Metal Gear Solid
4. Dead Space
5. Resident Evil

Top Ten Music in Movies
1. Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas
2. Lord of the Rings
3. Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
4. National Treasure
5. V for Vendetta

This is MY opinion if you have anything to say about it. Well shut the fuck up, because I don't care.

KTLIOADJ
Just bye. Don't come back if you felt threatened in any way. No one wants to hear your shit banter.

Mora, Gyspyhook and Kai Sui

Yep. That's right kiddies. I'm talking about Sonny Moore. Yes, the ex-frontman from FFTL (Or From First to Last for all you non-music savvy people). He's back! With a new project and for an ex-hardcore singer, he's doing something pretty surprising. I really don't know what it is about his new music. Its just awesome! It sounds great and the vocals are even greater. And since no one like a positive review, I'm going to keep this short. But, I have to say, Mr. Sonny Moore, you made me like electro music. Keep it up. Check out my favorite song by him. Its called Copaface

KTLIOADJ
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Brokeyncyde.........

(UPDATE: 10-08-2009)
I have tried many times to give this band a chance.. Because many people actually like them. Still suck as hard as when I first heard them. Makes me puke a little in my mouth then swallow. Die scene kids, die.

Yeah.... I listened to the hardcore band Brokencyde, the song Bree Bree. They suck so hard that I cant even begin to describe it. Seriously! Their pig squealing sounds like a dying cat, and not in the good way. I mean there is nothing wrong with being original, but they took it a little bit too far. If you want real pig squealing, or breeing if you may, go look up Job For A Cowboy or Despised Icon.
I do like the way they combine hip hop-ish music and hardcore singing but it kinda reminds me of white boys trying to be gangsta. There is nothing wrong with the music just the, and I use this term lightly, singing and the lyrics. I mean come on, repeating nigga over and over again is just plain annoying as is they way that they use improper grammar. It just sucks. Oh and by the way I have a copyright on my name so if you steal it. I will find you.
KTLIOADJ
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