Goosebumps Fantasies

Okay, so, I got grounded last night. Yeah. I know. Surprising huh? (Heavy sarcasm) SO, considering that I can still use the computer, I most likely will be doing a lot of reviews, working on getting more followers, hell, even just views. Because, hey, doesn't every "emo" kid need attention? Today, I will be telling you guys about the Metalcore band Dr. Acula (scroll down dumbass)

Dr. Acula, like I said before, is a metalcore/progressive metal/deathcore band from Long Island, New York. Their first album was labeled Chillogy EP, their second S.L.O.Bology (or Silver Lipped Operator of Bullshit) and their third, Below Me. First off, I would like to say that all their songs are named after Goosebumps books by R. L Stine. I am a huge fan of Goosebumps so I noticed that immediately. They really don't take themselves too seriously but I honestly love them. Chillogy was a good CD and Slobology was AMAZING! Then.... Like all good bands, the lead singer left, went to another band, quit that band, and went back to school. The new singer is OKAY, but I like the old one better, considering that the new one sounds the SAME as every other Metalcore band out there (plus he can't pig squeal for SHIT). So Below Me, even with its hilarious name, went down the drain. I'm not absolutely sure about the lead singer leaving, I have heard a hundred rumors, like he died, can't sing anymore, etc., but I'm pretty sure this one is plausible.

Their songs are really short, which is one thing I don't like about this band, and another thing is, they repeat the same line over and over again. But that's whatever, I guess, considering I'm really picky in music and this band fits MOST of the bill. Well, kiddies, that's all for today. Have a TERRIBLE DAY

KTLIOADJ
I COMMAND YOU IN THE NAME OF LUCIFER TO SPREAD THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT
Oh. My. God!

I can't think of some fancy title

So in a few day's time, I MIGHT be auditioning for a new band. Right now, I have no clue what EXACT sub-genre they are but I'm pretty sure it's around screamo/metal. I will be trying out for the lead singer position, scream vocals mostly. I may do some singing...... A friend of mine tells me I can sing, but I'm not so sure. So yeah. I have NO idea what the band is called and I only know these guys through my mother (I KNEW she was good for SOMETHING) and I know they have a big history around the Seattle area where they used to live. Here is the "track record" per se, of this band. (I hope this wasn't a lie)
Opened up for Hawthorne Heights
Played with AIDEN
Opened for Atreyu
Grew up with Fall of Troy
Played in On the Last Day (Which I plan on googling later today)

On another note, a good friend of mine, Riaru Jones or TSIOO, is writing a novel on him and I, after the zombie apocalypse (which we just had a talk about just for "what if" purposes, Hey what can I say? We were bored), it's called Z-Day. It's told in the point of view in the new recruit of our group called Road to Dawn. I don't want to give out more information before he's actually finished but I'm really excited about reading it. So if you want to check out his blog, he does video games, movies, etc reviews. I'll post the link after the signature KTIOADJ.

In the near future, I will be reviewing a few little known bands, they will go in any particular order, whichever I feel like doing first.
Dr. Acula
Us, From Outside
Uprise of the Fallen
Skrillex
The Color of Violence



KTIOADJ
The rot between your legs
the faces that we cloak
(Sonny for the win)
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