Hey guys, blogger is failing epically so I am switching to wordpress like TSIOO. Here's the link.
Killingthelivingisonlyadayjob.wordpress.com
Saturday, October 24, 2009
At World's End
Okay, first, I'd like to say that TSIOO, my good friend who also blogs, his blog is fucked up so he made a new one. Here's the link for you guys
masterofstrings.wordpress.com
That done, I want to discuss a little band called Bring Me the Horizon (Or BMTH if you will.) This band got its name from a pretty good movie called Pirates of the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow, at the end of Curse of the Black Pearl, says "Bring me that horizon" so, after changing a few lines to avoid legal issues, it became Bring Me the Horizon. They made an EP called This Is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For. The lyric is from a song called Traitors Never Play Hangman, which, is a great song, also is Rawwwrr! from the same album. They got signed to Visible Noise Records in Europe (did I mention they're British?) and made their first album called Count Your Blessings. Count Your Blessings is a lyric from a song called Pray for Plagues, which is PROBABLY the best song off that album. Then, they did some touring, Oliver Sykes' (the lead singer) head got bigger, made a fashion site, and then they made a new album called Suicide Season.
Guess what? It sucked. It sounded like every other metalcore band, and BMTH wasn't metalcore to begin with! They were deathcore! And it was good! Why did you have to change it and fuck it up! Now all the scene kids like it and chicks like it cos Oli is hot! It's fucking lame! I wish I could go back in time and kill the band so they would die a good band and not make it all scene-y. They came to my town a few weeks ago and EVERYBODY went. Guess what, I didn't. Even know I was a fan of the old stuff, I didn't want to be around a bunch of hairspray smelling, cosmetic rack of a face scene chicks screaming their hearts out for Oli to pee on them. (He got accused of pissing on a female fan then hitting her with a bottle when she refused to have sex with him. I don't believe it because I've seen pictures and she's fucking ugly and I wouldn't want to do that, so neither would any sane human male on the planet) I would give this band a 6/10 because their old albums were great and then they fucked everything up. They are coming out with a new album soon and I hope its as good as the first two, meaning they would lose all the scene fans who like the new album, which needs to happen so they can be good again, and get back all their REAL fans that actually liked it for the music, but all I can do is hope.
KTLIOADJ
It's probably a dead hope anyway.
masterofstrings.wordpress.com
That done, I want to discuss a little band called Bring Me the Horizon (Or BMTH if you will.) This band got its name from a pretty good movie called Pirates of the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow, at the end of Curse of the Black Pearl, says "Bring me that horizon" so, after changing a few lines to avoid legal issues, it became Bring Me the Horizon. They made an EP called This Is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For. The lyric is from a song called Traitors Never Play Hangman, which, is a great song, also is Rawwwrr! from the same album. They got signed to Visible Noise Records in Europe (did I mention they're British?) and made their first album called Count Your Blessings. Count Your Blessings is a lyric from a song called Pray for Plagues, which is PROBABLY the best song off that album. Then, they did some touring, Oliver Sykes' (the lead singer) head got bigger, made a fashion site, and then they made a new album called Suicide Season.
Guess what? It sucked. It sounded like every other metalcore band, and BMTH wasn't metalcore to begin with! They were deathcore! And it was good! Why did you have to change it and fuck it up! Now all the scene kids like it and chicks like it cos Oli is hot! It's fucking lame! I wish I could go back in time and kill the band so they would die a good band and not make it all scene-y. They came to my town a few weeks ago and EVERYBODY went. Guess what, I didn't. Even know I was a fan of the old stuff, I didn't want to be around a bunch of hairspray smelling, cosmetic rack of a face scene chicks screaming their hearts out for Oli to pee on them. (He got accused of pissing on a female fan then hitting her with a bottle when she refused to have sex with him. I don't believe it because I've seen pictures and she's fucking ugly and I wouldn't want to do that, so neither would any sane human male on the planet) I would give this band a 6/10 because their old albums were great and then they fucked everything up. They are coming out with a new album soon and I hope its as good as the first two, meaning they would lose all the scene fans who like the new album, which needs to happen so they can be good again, and get back all their REAL fans that actually liked it for the music, but all I can do is hope.
KTLIOADJ
It's probably a dead hope anyway.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Attack, Attack this band.
Currently, I am sitting at my computer desk, with my face in my hands. Why? Attack, Attack. This band. Is almost as bad as Dot Dot Curve. Seriously, guys? It was like all techno and hardcore mixed. And what's up with the dancing?! It seems like they are SEIZING. And not in the good way, either. I'll be posting a link to a music vid after the signature and about 1:17, watch the guys legs. Excuse me, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! Scene kids, I hate you. I don't care how pretty your chicks are, I HATE YOU! Why must you encourage this? It's trash, and you know it.
The guitar is decent, the screams are OK, but the vocals sound like every other scene kid band vocals, and I'm damn sick of it.
Seriously, guys? This shit is getting old.
KTLIOADJ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg
P.S. I've been listening to a lot of different stuff lately.
And what's up with the name? Stick Stickly?
Last time I checked, Stickly wasn't a word.
The guitar is decent, the screams are OK, but the vocals sound like every other scene kid band vocals, and I'm damn sick of it.
Seriously, guys? This shit is getting old.
KTLIOADJ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg
P.S. I've been listening to a lot of different stuff lately.
And what's up with the name? Stick Stickly?
Last time I checked, Stickly wasn't a word.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Here
Here is a list of bands I WILL be reviewing this month (in no particular order)
Uprise of the Fallen
Us, From Outside
The Blue Poptarts
Attack, Attack!
Secret & Whisper
Bring Me the Horizon
Drop Dead, Gorgeous
The Fray (Maybe)
Isles & Glaciers
Emarosa
DO NOT ask me to do an A Skylit Drive, From First to Last OR a Chiodos review, I will not do it. I am VERY biased on those bands so I will steer clear of them, in fear I wont give a fair review.
KTLIOADJ
Peace
Uprise of the Fallen
Us, From Outside
The Blue Poptarts
Attack, Attack!
Secret & Whisper
Bring Me the Horizon
Drop Dead, Gorgeous
The Fray (Maybe)
Isles & Glaciers
Emarosa
DO NOT ask me to do an A Skylit Drive, From First to Last OR a Chiodos review, I will not do it. I am VERY biased on those bands so I will steer clear of them, in fear I wont give a fair review.
KTLIOADJ
Peace
Goosebumps Fantasies
Okay, so, I got grounded last night. Yeah. I know. Surprising huh? (Heavy sarcasm) SO, considering that I can still use the computer, I most likely will be doing a lot of reviews, working on getting more followers, hell, even just views. Because, hey, doesn't every "emo" kid need attention? Today, I will be telling you guys about the Metalcore band Dr. Acula (scroll down dumbass)
Dr. Acula, like I said before, is a metalcore/progressive metal/deathcore band from Long Island, New York. Their first album was labeled Chillogy EP, their second S.L.O.Bology (or Silver Lipped Operator of Bullshit) and their third, Below Me. First off, I would like to say that all their songs are named after Goosebumps books by R. L Stine. I am a huge fan of Goosebumps so I noticed that immediately. They really don't take themselves too seriously but I honestly love them. Chillogy was a good CD and Slobology was AMAZING! Then.... Like all good bands, the lead singer left, went to another band, quit that band, and went back to school. The new singer is OKAY, but I like the old one better, considering that the new one sounds the SAME as every other Metalcore band out there (plus he can't pig squeal for SHIT). So Below Me, even with its hilarious name, went down the drain. I'm not absolutely sure about the lead singer leaving, I have heard a hundred rumors, like he died, can't sing anymore, etc., but I'm pretty sure this one is plausible.
Their songs are really short, which is one thing I don't like about this band, and another thing is, they repeat the same line over and over again. But that's whatever, I guess, considering I'm really picky in music and this band fits MOST of the bill. Well, kiddies, that's all for today. Have a TERRIBLE DAY
KTLIOADJ
I COMMAND YOU IN THE NAME OF LUCIFER TO SPREAD THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT
Oh. My. God!
Dr. Acula, like I said before, is a metalcore/progressive metal/deathcore band from Long Island, New York. Their first album was labeled Chillogy EP, their second S.L.O.Bology (or Silver Lipped Operator of Bullshit) and their third, Below Me. First off, I would like to say that all their songs are named after Goosebumps books by R. L Stine. I am a huge fan of Goosebumps so I noticed that immediately. They really don't take themselves too seriously but I honestly love them. Chillogy was a good CD and Slobology was AMAZING! Then.... Like all good bands, the lead singer left, went to another band, quit that band, and went back to school. The new singer is OKAY, but I like the old one better, considering that the new one sounds the SAME as every other Metalcore band out there (plus he can't pig squeal for SHIT). So Below Me, even with its hilarious name, went down the drain. I'm not absolutely sure about the lead singer leaving, I have heard a hundred rumors, like he died, can't sing anymore, etc., but I'm pretty sure this one is plausible.
Their songs are really short, which is one thing I don't like about this band, and another thing is, they repeat the same line over and over again. But that's whatever, I guess, considering I'm really picky in music and this band fits MOST of the bill. Well, kiddies, that's all for today. Have a TERRIBLE DAY
KTLIOADJ
I COMMAND YOU IN THE NAME OF LUCIFER TO SPREAD THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT
Oh. My. God!
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Contradictions
Today, I listened to Katy Perry's I Kissed A Girl. FML.
(If you got that joke, you spend way too much time on the internet)
Yeah, feel sorry for me. I know its on the radio all the time but c'mon people! You actually like this garbage? I guess men hear something about girl on girl action and get happy so that's where her ratings come from, but seriously? Hot 'n cold? All that song is composed of is opposites and a few catchy lyrics! Good job, Katy Perry you FINALLY learned your opposites! Well, I for one, learned it in fucking kindergarten but you don't have time for school when you're selling sex to men through music. Fuck you, Katy Perry, FUCK YOU! Might as well slap a penis on her and call her Lady GaGa.
I will, however, give you props for the song "Ur so gay" which makes fun of metrosexual guys. But if you hate them so much then why did you date one? You make no sense to me. Back to kindergarten for the famous singer. Kindergarten or rehab... your choice.
KTLIOADJ
Keep it right and keep it tight.
But not you Lada GaGa.
Make 'em loose.
(If you got that joke, you spend way too much time on the internet)
Yeah, feel sorry for me. I know its on the radio all the time but c'mon people! You actually like this garbage? I guess men hear something about girl on girl action and get happy so that's where her ratings come from, but seriously? Hot 'n cold? All that song is composed of is opposites and a few catchy lyrics! Good job, Katy Perry you FINALLY learned your opposites! Well, I for one, learned it in fucking kindergarten but you don't have time for school when you're selling sex to men through music. Fuck you, Katy Perry, FUCK YOU! Might as well slap a penis on her and call her Lady GaGa.
I will, however, give you props for the song "Ur so gay" which makes fun of metrosexual guys. But if you hate them so much then why did you date one? You make no sense to me. Back to kindergarten for the famous singer. Kindergarten or rehab... your choice.
KTLIOADJ
Keep it right and keep it tight.
But not you Lada GaGa.
Make 'em loose.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
SONNY FTW AGAIN!
Hello, internet. I wish to convey to you the most crazy/beautiful thing that has entered my ears for a long, long time. This artist has been a very favorite for about three, four years. He was in a post-hardcore band named From First to Last, his new stuff is a bit more mellow, its a bit ambient/classical/electronica. He also has a side project called Skrillex, his DJ alias, and I am the first to say that I don't really like a lot of electronic music (probably because I can't dance but that doesn't matter) but for once, I have to say, that even without his incredible voice, he can still make me want to innovate and broaden my music horizons. It's a huge difference from what you'd expect from the ex-frontman of a screamo band but, hey, if its good, dance. (Just don't break anything.... Like the floor, I for one, have this huge hole in my bedroom-Ah forget it)
Mr. Sonny Moore, keep up the good work and doing what you do. And if you ever get the chance, a Skrillex album would make my day. Or maybe a month. ^^
Back to the readers, if you want to check out his music I'm posting a link as usual, but beware, kids, to get your minds blown. I strongly suggest the songs Shapeshift (HORSE THE BAND REMIX) or Slats Slats Slats.
KTLIOADJ
To play us out? What DOES that mean??
Ahh I'm too white to figure it out.
Oh, and check out my review of the ORIGINAL band Sonny and the Blood Monkeys in an earlier post.
www.myspace.com/skrillex
Mr. Sonny Moore, keep up the good work and doing what you do. And if you ever get the chance, a Skrillex album would make my day. Or maybe a month. ^^
Back to the readers, if you want to check out his music I'm posting a link as usual, but beware, kids, to get your minds blown. I strongly suggest the songs Shapeshift (HORSE THE BAND REMIX) or Slats Slats Slats.
KTLIOADJ
To play us out? What DOES that mean??
Ahh I'm too white to figure it out.
Oh, and check out my review of the ORIGINAL band Sonny and the Blood Monkeys in an earlier post.
www.myspace.com/skrillex
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