Showing posts with label BrokenCYDE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BrokenCYDE. Show all posts

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Here we go again.

Congratulations Dot Dot Curve (And I REFUSE to put that ridiculous face in the title) you've FUCKED UP MY DAY! You are seriously the second worse band I HAVE EVER FUCKING HEARD! Basically, they copied BrokenCYDE without the shit screaming. Still the same worthless lyrics and the same half-decent rap beats, but guess what's different? THE FANS ARE EVEN MORE STUPID! Anyone who listened to this music should be put to death. By opening their chest and implanting leeches on their heart, then shoving pencils in their ears so they can never hear again. AND IT WOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT! At least we don't have to punish half-innocent people with this- this- TORTURE! Hey, call the Japanese, we have a new form of torture, make them listen to SCENE BANDS!! And what's up with the comments repeating the same thing over and over again. I GET IT ALREADY THE BAND DIDN'T BREAK UP SOMEONE HACKED "SPANKYS" ACCOUNT!!!!! (Though, I wish they did or maybe died in a freak accident *cough*I did it*cough*) And what's up with the nickname Spanky? Does he liked getting his ass smacked while getting pounded by a gay lumberjack? With his wood penis?

Seriously guys, this is a product of a lazy world, who doesn't care about excellence and are satisfied by mediocrity, or worse, BrokenCYDE..... You can't even call them mediocre I'd have to invent a new word just to describe how terrible this band truly is. Okay, well I basically re-did my BrokenCYDE rant but I don't care.
I will do a Skrillex review in about ten minutes or so. I'll post a link after my signature KTLIOADJ and read the comments guys. Its retarded.

KTLIOADJ
Seriously.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8eqd1tpgV0

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

I'm in Update Mode.

Well I've been neglecting you guys, (Not like anyone reads this bullshit anyway) and I haven't done a review in over a month.... So yeah. Here's an update. I have NOTHING to review, rant, or anyone to piss off. I deleted my 'Space last night so if I ever get a fanboy or girl, don't bother adding me because, well, that profile no longer exists. So good luck finding me motherfuckers! (By the way, I'm in hiding from Brokencyde's fanboys for giving them a shitty review). So yeah. Throw some ideas out there and remember. Killing the Living is ONLY A Day Job

KTLIOADJ
Keep it right and keep it tight.

P.S For those of you who are idiots. 'Space = Myspace? Got it? Okay.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Brokeyncyde.........

(UPDATE: 10-08-2009)
I have tried many times to give this band a chance.. Because many people actually like them. Still suck as hard as when I first heard them. Makes me puke a little in my mouth then swallow. Die scene kids, die.

Yeah.... I listened to the hardcore band Brokencyde, the song Bree Bree. They suck so hard that I cant even begin to describe it. Seriously! Their pig squealing sounds like a dying cat, and not in the good way. I mean there is nothing wrong with being original, but they took it a little bit too far.
If you want real pig squealing, or breeing if you may, go look up Job For A Cowboy or Despised Icon.
I do like the way they combine hip hop-ish music and hardcore singing but it kinda reminds me of white boys trying to be gangsta. There is nothing wrong with the music just the, and I use this term lightly, singing and the lyrics. I mean come on, repeating nigga over and over again is just plain annoying as is they way that they use improper grammar. It just sucks. Oh and by the way I have a copyright on my name so if you steal it. I will find you.
KTLIOADJ
Deuce