Contradictions

Today, I listened to Katy Perry's I Kissed A Girl. FML.
(If you got that joke, you spend way too much time on the internet)
Yeah, feel sorry for me. I know its on the radio all the time but c'mon people! You actually like this garbage? I guess men hear something about girl on girl action and get happy so that's where her ratings come from, but seriously? Hot 'n cold? All that song is composed of is opposites and a few catchy lyrics! Good job, Katy Perry you FINALLY learned your opposites! Well, I for one, learned it in fucking kindergarten but you don't have time for school when you're selling sex to men through music. Fuck you, Katy Perry, FUCK YOU! Might as well slap a penis on her and call her Lady GaGa.

I will, however, give you props for the song "Ur so gay" which makes fun of metrosexual guys. But if you hate them so much then why did you date one? You make no sense to me. Back to kindergarten for the famous singer. Kindergarten or rehab... your choice.

KTLIOADJ
Keep it right and keep it tight.
But not you Lada GaGa.
Make 'em loose.

Okay Seriously?!

So I was on youtube a minute ago looking up some new post hardcore bands and YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK IN MUSIC TASTE! ALL OF YOU! Here is the decent post hardcore bands. Top 15
15. Eyes Set to Kill- Pure White Lace
14. Choidos- Lexington (Johnny Pea-Pot With a Monkey Face)
13. UnderOath- Writing on the Walls
12. Zap Em Dead Bartholomew- Computer Says No
11. Scary Kids Scaring Kids- My Darkest Hour
10. The Used- I Caught Fire
9. I Set My Friends On Fire- But the NUNS Are Watching
8. Hopes Die Last- I Belong to the Skies
7. Hawthorne Heights- Saying Sorry
6. Escape the Fate- Not Good Enough For the Truth in Cliche or The Gulliotine
5. Secret & Whisper- Lovers or Werewolves (Werewolves is piano song)
4. Drop Dead, Gorgeous- Dressed For Friend Requests
3. Alesana- Ambrosia
2. From First to Last- Shame Shame or
1. A Skylit Drive- Eva the Carrier OR Its Not Ironic, Its Obvious
KLTIOADJ
There. Good music. Now go look it up