Fuck the System

Hello, Internet. I believe this is going to be a wonderful relationship. LIE. If you can stand my pessimistic attitude and don't mind me bashing every mainstream idea you have then maybe, just maybe, we could have a one night stand or two. Yeah. Fuck the system but don't fuck System of a Down. Because you just might get fucked back. Yes. This is probably one of the best (sort of) known bands out there. I mean tracks like Fuck the System, Chop Suey!, and Sugar just make me want to touch myself. Yes, I am serious. This band has been around since '99 and no, I have not been listening to them since then. I started listening to them about two years ago when a longtime friend of mine and I met up and she introduced me. The first song I heard was Fuck the System and i was instantly in love, but i didn't quite know it yet. I maybe heard a few more tracks but then i head Chop Suey! from TSIOO also known as Phil Jordan, one of my other longtime friends, and I was just mesmerized by Serj Tankian's vocals. I mean seriously who can go near rap-speed and then sing a melody and scream his fucking brains out?! Besides me i mean? Nah, I'm joking. But yes, Serj Tankian is one of my heroes. Between his godly vocals and his AMAZING lyrics he even LOOKS psycho. And they're guitarist, 0oh yes. I am a huge fan of tattoos and he looks possessed, another plus. But then I heard the terrible news that SOAD broke up. I nearly cried when I heard that. But then i heard Serj Tankian has a solo project, so I looked that up. And I saw the music video Empty Walls and I was so glad that Serj Tankian was back in the music biz and keeping us all entertained with his voice and top hat. Also, another thing about SOAD, they are so anti-government, as am I, so its like the band is something I believe in! Finally! All they need is a pure-atheism band and I'll be happy. Oh wait. Suicide Silence. My bad guys I forgot. Also there is a rumor going around that SOAD might get back together in 2010 for a reunion tour. I have no idea if that's true but I hope so. Oh and STEAL THIS ALBUM, hilarious name. Keep on rocking guys. We all love you and hope you do get back together.

KLIOADJ
Another faithful review that no one will read. Teehee

Fall Out Boy and Cartoons

As promised yesterday, I am going to take a crack at Fall Out Boy or FOB if you will. Just typing the name gives me the greatest unease. Well first I'll talk about how they got started, they formed in 2001, the band was formed by.... ahem.. bigots Joseph Mark Trohman and Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III. After various "hardcore" punk bands they decided to start playing crap music that they heard on the radio, such as Green Day, or as I to call them Green Gay. Trohman(vocals and guitar) met Patrick Martin Stump(more guitar and more vocals) in a fucking book store!!! If you don't know enough musically talented people to start a band, just put an ad in the goddamn newspaper or fliers or some shit! I mean come on just recruiting people you meet randomly at Barnes and Nobles?! So they got a record deal and made the album From Under the Cork Tree. Well i have to say it wasn't THAT bad. Yet. They had some decently catchy songs like Sugar, We're Going Down and Dance, Dance. And Stumpy or whatever the hell his name is, I'm googling this shit as we speak, auditioned for DRUMS!!!! WHY THE HELL IS HE THE LEAD FUCKING VOCALIST IF HE'S A DRUMMER?! YOU CAN SING AND DRUM AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME!!! I WOULD KNOW, I'VE DONE IT BEFORE!! And plus their name is from the freaking Simpsons. The sidekick to that shit superhero to that shit show? Yeah that one, the freakin' side kick of Radioactive Man. Plus why the hell does Pete Wentz get all this attention? He's NOT the front-man! (Also known as the lead vocalist.) Is it because he's this word we all know but have actually no idea what the fuck it means: "emo"? Seriously. Anyway, they got more and more famous and all real punk bands I know would get a little pissed off to get played on mainstream radio. So they're newest album Folie à Deux, was a piece of conformist bullshit, and I think i just might be done. Yeah if you want an actual review and not just ranting. Well good sir, I have to say, Fuck you and fuck you hard.

KLIOADJ
Go die, FOB

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