At World's End

Okay, first, I'd like to say that TSIOO, my good friend who also blogs, his blog is fucked up so he made a new one. Here's the link for you guys
masterofstrings.wordpress.com

That done, I want to discuss a little band called Bring Me the Horizon (Or BMTH if you will.) This band got its name from a pretty good movie called Pirates of the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow, at the end of Curse of the Black Pearl, says "Bring me that horizon" so, after changing a few lines to avoid legal issues, it became Bring Me the Horizon. They made an EP called This Is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For. The lyric is from a song called Traitors Never Play Hangman, which, is a great song, also is Rawwwrr! from the same album. They got signed to Visible Noise Records in Europe (did I mention they're British?) and made their first album called Count Your Blessings. Count Your Blessings is a lyric from a song called Pray for Plagues, which is PROBABLY the best song off that album. Then, they did some touring, Oliver Sykes' (the lead singer) head got bigger, made a fashion site, and then they made a new album called Suicide Season.

Guess what? It sucked. It sounded like every other metalcore band, and BMTH wasn't metalcore to begin with! They were deathcore! And it was good! Why did you have to change it and fuck it up! Now all the scene kids like it and chicks like it cos Oli is hot! It's fucking lame! I wish I could go back in time and kill the band so they would die a good band and not make it all scene-y. They came to my town a few weeks ago and EVERYBODY went. Guess what, I didn't. Even know I was a fan of the old stuff, I didn't want to be around a bunch of hairspray smelling, cosmetic rack of a face scene chicks screaming their hearts out for Oli to pee on them. (He got accused of pissing on a female fan then hitting her with a bottle when she refused to have sex with him. I don't believe it because I've seen pictures and she's fucking ugly and I wouldn't want to do that, so neither would any sane human male on the planet) I would give this band a 6/10 because their old albums were great and then they fucked everything up. They are coming out with a new album soon and I hope its as good as the first two, meaning they would lose all the scene fans who like the new album, which needs to happen so they can be good again, and get back all their REAL fans that actually liked it for the music, but all I can do is hope.

KTLIOADJ
It's probably a dead hope anyway.

No, you aren't the Sickest Kids

You guessed it, kiddies. I'm doing a Forever the Sickest Kids review. They are an powerpop band. Yeah, powerpop. Another boy band? Maybe. We'll start off with a quick mention of the name. I like it. At first I thought it was going to be another gruesome hardcore band (which I'm getting sick of) again but I was a bit surprised.
I listened to three songs, Whoa Oh! (ME VS EVERYONE), Believe Me, I'm Lying (HAHA!), and She's a Lady. The vocals remind me of Metro Station for some reason. And the guitar and drums remind me of a Fall Out Boy (Cliche, anyone?) The lyrics are easy to understand (Which I don't like because I like to THINK about the lyrics) and really cliche, it's all about girls (Which is fine but its nothing new) and is full of oxymorons. (I think that's the plural of oxymoron, correct me if I'm wrong.) When I went to their Myspace page, I saw a GIANT picture of the band, which in itself, its conceited, they look like scene kids gone wrong, plus it took FOREVER to load and it was a waste of time to see the fucking FTSK glaring in my face (When I say forever, I mean like two minutes and I have a decently fast computer)

So I Wikapedia'd them and they all met in high school, like most bands, and the drummer and guitarist are step-brothers? (How the fuck did they manage that? I cannot stand my siblings and I would NOT want to work with them) They have two albums, the EP being Television Off, Party On and their debut album, Underdog Alma Mater. I don't know about you, but partying is getting old. Really old. Can't we just sing about vagina's directly anymore? Yeah, I guess they aren't really BAD, per se, I just don't like them. So go look them up if you wish.

KTIOADJ
Niggas I'M the sickest kid. (Insert fanboy hating comment here)
Here's their myspace page.
www.myspace.com/foreverthesickestkids